THE DIVESTMENT MADNESS SPREADS TO CAMBRIDGE

In the end, it was inevitable. After originating at the incubator of all foolish left-wing ideas, Berkeley, and rudely intruding upon the bucolic academic haven of Princeton, the divestment from Israel campaign has reached The World's Greatest University as well as the unstable technological wizards of MIT. Among the Harvard signatories there includes my former House Master, Paul Hanson, who in this case is exemplifying all the foibles of well-intentioned left-wing Chrsitian thought. It is not a surprise, that the leader of the charge at MIT is none other than the world's leading self-hating Jew, linguist Noam Chomsky. (There is no truth to the rumor that Political Science Professor Samuel Huntingdon has launched a counter-campaign to resist creeping Islamization of English syntax). The leader of the campaign is none other than Harvard Law's foremost advocate of racialist propaganda, Faisal Chaudry, who evidently needs another a verbal slap-down from Senator Amidala. My prediction is that this will not the merry band of Israel-bashers will not go far. They have inadvertantly awakened the sleeping giant of Harvard Hillel. They will be more than matched in passion, numbers and rhetorical skill - and on a campus where critical thinking is still very much alive - the lies surrounding the divestment campaign will be thoroughly exposed and refuted.